AAACHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

In more than forty years of driving I do not recall seeing anyone else sneezing while they are driving.  Can that be?  It is something I seem to do rather regularly.  Four times in a row, in fact, yesterday.  At an intersection – just as the light turned green, of course.  It is hard to let your head explode while trying to keep eyes open and mind alert to all those other cars and pedestrians and low-flying seagulls and potential golf balls. (This is Victoria, after all, where the nearest ocean and the nearest golf course is NOT FAR!)  Just got head and vision cleared and did a quick check to see if there were any feathers or plus-fours on my windshield when sneeze number five made its sudden acquaintance.  And came the thought, not for the first time – How Come I Have Never Seen Anyone Else Sneezing While Driving?????