Dialogue between kettles

Left:  "So, you're leaving tomorrow – back to the weekly church sale?"

Right:  "Yeah.  I was getting to like this place."

L  "I was getting used to you being here."

R  "Guess she couldn't use two kettles …."

L  "Stranger things have happened.  But, no, it was your design.  Likely why you got donated, in such brand-new condition, in the first place."

R  "You mean the hot spot at the end of the insulated handle …. yeah, causing burned fingers is not a great feature for a kettle."

L  "You boil water just great … and your whistle is tuney ….  and you sure are shiney."

R  "I know.  I know."

L  "Sigh."

R  "Sigh.  I wonder if she'll tell the ladies at the sale why she is bringing me back?"

L  "Yes, she will.  It may not be an issue for some people. Best of luck."