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Out of the Ordinary

Extrasightful

A collection of mis-readings because of the increasing need for glasses would be funny and (thus) worthwhile, I am thinking. Wonder if anyone is undertaking such an adventure. I would be happy to contribute.

F’r’instance, I was buying an infrequent item now that all the kids are grown and gone – bandaids – and discovered shelves of them in the drugstore. I can remember when there was one kind, one choice. I can also remember when they appeared with names (boo boo strips, if memory serves – my boys politely declined to cover their wounds with such) and then pictures. Yesterday I gazed with wonder at fabric and easy-off and sizes to protect from a blackhead to a knife puncture. Then my eyes shot open and eyebrows upward. Lactose free???!!!! Oh. Latex free. Oh.