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Month: March 2008

  • Joshua and His Gang ; Chapter Nine ;Out of Sorts

    On the last Friday before school started
    Joshua was walking along Elm Street looking sneaky.

    A line of trees separated two properties
    near the very end of the block and made a mini woods. And old board fence that had once been the boundary had fallen
    over long ago and lay blackly under oily leaves like a boardwalk.

    Early in the summer Joshua had been
    walking through the trees for no reason at all – it was not a shortcut to
    anywhere. It wasn’t a particularly
    pleasant place – the trees were too low and twisty with gnarly branches so
    walking under them was not easy. But
    Joshua liked to walk there. The hidden
    boardwalk made a bit of a path and the first time he wandered along it he broke
    off some branches to make the going easier. But he left the trees tangled by the street. He didn’t want to clear the way for just anyone.

    He was drawn back a few days later and
    cleared a bit more of a path. That was
    the day he discovered the boardwalk so he spent time using a stick as a rake to
    clear away the leaves that had packed and rotted to the consistency of fine
    soil. In other places they had mulched
    together in a sticky slippery mess like the paper mache he once made for a
    school project.

    Throughout the summer Joshua came back now
    and then and worked on the path or just walked up and down. He didn’t mention the place to his gang.

    On the last Friday before school started
    Joshua nonchalantly (which in a kid means sneaky) trotted along Elm Street and
    then ducked into the space in the trees that led to the path. He paused and looked back but no one had
    seen him except a cat that was lying on the sidewalk but it was too busy
    licking its armpits to give him a second look.

    He walked up and down and he rather
    strutted so strong was his feeling of ownership. "One day I’ll own lots of land and walk all over it,"
    he told himself and he did not know it but he was echoing a great great
    grandfather who had been a landowner long ago in England.

    When he tired of the stroll he turned along
    a slight break in the trees that he hadn’t noticed before. He pushed his way through some bushes and
    suddenly was looking out on the back corner of a property. He could see the backs of the houses on
    Orchard Street. He could see Hugh
    hanging out of the window at the very top of his house.

    Joshua watched. Hugh was dropping
    something from the window. It looked
    like curly leaves.

    Joshua gave a sharp whistle. Hugh looked around.

    Joshua did it again but although Hugh
    seemed to be looking right at him he could not see him, the bushes and trees
    were that thick,

    "Hey, Hugh," Joshua called in a
    funny voice.

    "Who is it? Where are you?"

    "A ghost."

    "Right. Some ghost. Come on in or
    I’ll go out."

    Joshua leaped out from the trees and gave
    a deep bow. Then he started to laugh
    and Hugh did also.

    "As Sam would say – Idiot
    numbskull! What were you doing in
    there?"

    "Nothing," called Joshua up to
    Hugh as he walked along the back gardens, hopped a fence and finally stood
    underneath Hugh’s window. Hugh dropped
    something again and Joshua tried to catch it. He missed. He picked it up off
    the ground. It was a wood shaving.

    "What’s this from?"

    "Come up and see."

    Joshua did not know how to get to the very
    top floor of Hugh’s house. He had visited
    the McGregor’s many times when they lived there but he’d never gone up into the
    attic.

    He wandered around the second floor
    opening doors and hoping Hugh’s mother wasn’t there. He found the linen closet and storage room. Then he found a door that led to a hall and
    on one side of the hall a door was open and sure enough stairs led to the
    attic. Hugh was now leaning out the
    window at the front of the house and once more calling down to someone.

    "It’s John," he explained, when
    he had ducked back into the room. "He and Bill were looking for worms in the garden on the
    corner. I told them to come up,
    too."

    Joshua looked around him. There were piles of lumber and tools and fat
    bundles of stuff that looked like cotton batting which Joshua knew was insulation.

    "What’s this?"

    "My new room. I get the whole floor to myself."

    "Wow."

    "I told my parents I would like it
    more here if I could have my own whole room not just a dinky one
    downstairs."

    "It’s up here," Piya’s voice
    came up the stairs and then she arrived on the scene with Bill and John. Ellen and Ingrid and Lucy were not far
    behind. "We followed the
    gang," Lucy panted. "Wow." She did not
    need to be told what the construction on the room meant.

    They all looked around and Hugh explained
    about his own room. "I’m going to
    have lots of shelves for my things and a bunk bed – at least sort of a bunk
    bed, my dad’s going to make it from his own plans, and I can have people to
    sleepover. And my own radio. And I can keep it messy if I want." (This was not exactly what his mother had
    agreed he might do but he was in a bragging mood and he knew that would
    impress.)

    Sam shot into the room. "You never
    tell me where you’re going," he screeched. Lucy covered her ears. "How did you find us?" she sighed.

    "The mailman saw you go in here. I met him down the block."

    "Well, you’re here now," Bill
    said and he told Sam all about Hugh’s room.

    "You’re spoiled," Sam
    hollered. He had to share a room with
    one of his brothers and his eldest sister used one of the drawers in what was
    supposed to be Sam’s dresser. He forgot
    to remember that he had agreed to this as she gave him fifty cents a month to
    rent the space.

      "So what if I’m spoiled," said Hugh. His mother called him her "spoiled
    ducks" but she said it lovingly.

    "Who is going to be allowed to sleep
    over?" Joshua wanted to know.

    "Whoever I want," Hugh said.

    Piya put two of the shavings over her ears
    and let them dangle. "See my
    earrings. They smell nice too."

    "You can see clear across to the
    Turnbull’s field," said Bill who was hanging out the back window.

    "I wouldn’t like being so high
    up," Ellen whispered to Lucy. "What if you sleepwalked and fell out the window?"

    "I never sleepwalk," said
    Lucy.

    Sam was trying out the plane on the edge
    of a piece of wood. "I don’t think
    you should do that," Ingrid advised.

    "Mind your own beeswax," Sam
    shouted and then Hugh looked upset but didn’t say anything as Sam continued to
    chip pieces off a two by four (he was pushing the plane the wrong way). Joshua walked over and took the plane from
    Sam and shook his head at him.

    "It was no fun anyway," Sam
    yelled and stomped out. John went after
    him.

    "I hate my new teacher," Ingrid
    said suddenly. "My mother heard she’s really strict and gives lots of
    homework."

    "I wish Miss Henshaw hadn’t
    left," Lucy complained.

    "She got married and had to move
    away," Piya explained.

    "That always happens," Ellen
    commented.

    "I’m glad school’s starting,"
    said Joshua.

    "I’m not," said Hugh.

    Ellen looked at him thoughtfully. "Don’t worry, you won’t be alone. You have all of us for friends
    already."

    He still frowned.

    "Are you afraid they’ll laugh at you
    ’cause of how you talk?"

    "I’ve gotten so used to hearing you I
    forget you have an accent," said Ingrid.

    "I haven’t," said Piya.

    Bill started to bite a teeny bit off his
    fingernails because he was afraid Hugh was going to be offended. He wished the girls didn’t always have to
    say exactly what they were thinking.

    "People always make fun of my
    accent," Hugh said, fitting his back into a slope in the roof so he was
    standing bent forward.

    "We could give you English
    lessons," Lucy suggested.

    "I already speak English," Hugh
    protested.

    "But you talk it funny," she
    persisted.

    "You talk it funny," he
    shouted. "I’m from England. You’re a blinking Colonist."

    Lucy closed her mouth in shock. She had no idea what a Colonist was but it
    sounded as if Hugh didn’t like them.

    The sounds of John and Sam arguing over
    something on the front stoop came up and into the window.

    "I think I’ll go home," Piya
    said.

    They all trooped downstairs after her,
    Hugh sullenly bringing up the rear. His
    mother was in the hallway. She’d been
    listening to the argument out front and wondering if she should interfere. She had also heard the hollering upstairs
    and one look at the downcast faces of the parade of kids told her nothing had
    been settled.

    Hugh’s Mom threw the apron she was wearing
    over her head in pretend dismay. "What a lot of Sad Sacks," she said, pulling the cloth of the
    apron down so she could peer out at them. "I know what you all need."

    Piya stopped as she was going out the door
    and everyone had to stop behind her.

    "What is that?" Lucy asked
    politely.

    "A good dose of school. You’re summer-holiday-out-of-sorts."

    "Aw, Mum," said Hugh, but Piya
    giggled.

    "I suggested we play school but no
    one wanted to," Lucy started to say but Ellen gave her a bit of a push to
    shush her up and Lucy made a face at her.

    "Shall I suggest something to do?"
    asked Hugh’s mother.

    Piya and Ellen and Joshua and Bill looked
    interested but Lucy looked suspicious and Ingrid was biting her lip and Hugh
    said, "Bridey’s law it’ll be work."

    His mom laughed. "And what’s the matter with work. I was going to suggest you hoe the garden. The weeds are bigger than the veg. And I promised the McGregors when we bought
    the place that we’d take care of the garden and give them some of the produce. After all they went to all the work of
    planting it."

    No one looked enthused.

    "Ah, well, don’t say I didn’t
    try," Hugh’s mother said and went back to her sewing.

    "Does she always wear an apron?"
    Lucy asked.

    "I don’t know," Hugh said,
    "I guess so." He had never
    thought about it. It was just his Mum.

    "Don’t be so nosey," Ellen told
    her sister.

    "My being nosey is how you learn half
    of what you do but are always too polite to ask yourself," Lucy said and
    Ellen opened her mouth to argue back so Joshua said, "Let’s make the
    map."

    "What map?" Hugh asked.

    "Oh," said Piya, "We’ve
    been talking of making a map of this neighbourhood for ages but we’ve never
    done it."

    "For years," Ingrid said,
    "We’ve been talking about it for years."

    "We want to put all our favourite
    spots on it," added Ellen.

    "But what good is it?" Hugh asked.

    "My mother says it will be a
    historical event if we do it," Bill told them.

    The gang had all moved outdoors and were
    walking around the house to the front where John and Sam seemed to still be
    arguing.

    "I want to put all the houses on it,"
    Sam was shouting. "What good is a map with only a few places, just the
    important ones. I want my house on it
    and it is important."

    The gang stopped, astonished.

    "Why, we were just talking about
    making the map of our neighbourhood," Joshua said, amazed.

    "Then let’s do it." Bill said.

    "We can use my good coloured pencils
    that I just got for school, " Ingrid offered.

    "I can get some nice paper from my
    sister," Sam shouted, not adding that he did not plan to tell his sister
    he was taking it.

    "I got a ruler that will measure to
    scale," Piya said.

    They all looked at her, expectantly.

    "From my UNCLE the architect,"
    she told them with a grin.

    "Let’s get all the stuff and meet on
    my verandah," Joshua suggested.

    "Let’s go to the clubhouse,"
    Bill said. For some reason ever since
    Joshua had told the gang about his mother being able to see into the future
    Bill was a bit afraid of her and he avoided her if he could.

    "We never, ever, ever go to MY
    house," Ingrid said with a toss of her braids and the gang looked at her
    in surprise. She sounded quite upset.

    "Well you never ever ever asked
    us," Sam shouted.

    "Children, children," chanted
    Lucy as her mother had done to her and Ellen that morning as they argued over
    whose turn it was to make the toast.

    "Oh stop being so darned bossy,"
    Piya told her.

    "Don’t you yell at my sister,"
    Ellen told Piya.

    "Girls, girls," Joshua said.

    "Just YOU be Quiet now!" all
    three girls turned to Joshua and said.

    The entire gang looked at each other. Then they all turned at the exact same
    moment and each and every one went a separate way. They had all had ENOUGH of
    each other.

    Hugh, stomping back into his house, felt
    he at last belonged!