I discovered that the holes in my ears have grown in when I tried to insert an earring awhile ago.
With that in mind, I suppose, just now as I was about to attach a newspaper clipping to the side of the refrigerator, my eyes swooped to the magnets I was holding, wondered "what would happen if ……"
Well, you can see the result. The two round magnetic disks clipped my earlobe neatly between themselves. And a convenient ball chain was added for fun.
Magnets that I got in the Dollar Store called Dinosaur Eggs worked equally well – but were very heavy.