(re-post)
Left: "So, you're leaving tomorrow – back to the weekly church sale?"
Right: "Yeah. I was getting to like this place."
L "I was getting used to you being here."
R "Guess she couldn't use two kettles …."
L "Stranger things have happened. But, no, it was your design. Likely why you got donated, in such brand-new condition, in the first place."
R "You mean the hot spot at the end of the insulated handle …. yeah, causing burned fingers is not a great feature for a kettle."
L "You boil water just great … and your whistle is tuney …. and you sure are shiney."
R "I know. I know."
L "Sigh."
R "Sigh. I wonder if she'll tell the ladies at the sale why she is bringing me back?"
L "Yes, she will. It may not be an issue for some people. Best of luck."