Had to Share

 

I went online  searching ways to treat sore hips in seniors and found this!  LOL!

How to
Maintain a Healthy Level

 Of   Insanity
in RETIREMENT…

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hair dryer at passing cars and watch them slow down!

On all
your cheque stubs, write, "For Sexual Favors" 

Skip
down the street rather than walk, and see how many looks you get. 

With a
serious face, order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat 

Sing
along at The Opera.

When the
money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'

When
leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling, 'Run For Your
Lives! They're Loose!'

Tell
your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one
of you go….'

Pick up
a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting
room is.

And The
Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: My Favourite…

Go to a
large Department store's fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and
yell out, "There's no paper in here!"