Dum-de-dum…..   Sitting here,  minding my own business,  keeping company with my colleagues,  waiting to do business when needed……

Hey, what's that…….what has she brought home now…….

Huh?  And why has she put it here, on our shelf…..

Curiouser and curiouser.  Wait – she's picking it up and sort of shaking it back and forth and – well, I'll be darned…….

It is salt!  It is a salt container! 

Who would have thought!!!

Well, welcome to the neighbourhood,  conversation piece;  but  I don't think you're going to catch on.